If life doesnt make you laugh, you arent doing it right.

hoemalik:

i am not dying until i’ve heard zayn moan out my name in pleasure.

harrrysyles:

I don’t even see how they could make a Rock Me music video without it being straight out porn. 

(Source: 5secendsofsummer)

danimansutti:

do you ever get those moments when you see a girl who is absolutely gorgeous and has the hair you want, skin you want, tan you want, face you want, body you want… and then you look at yourself and feel absolutely worthless and self esteem drops the floor? oh how i love being a girl

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

(Source: daddyhole)

1-d-memes:

ungay:

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YES

one does not simply nt reblog this

nakedhoran:

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

omfgstylinson:

is he making fun of harry i think yes

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(Source: zarrylmao)

everyone’s favourite sexy camp velociraptor drifts onstage [+]

(Source: thisismyoneluckyprize)

babyferaligator:

hella is a very accurate amount

(Source: 420dongsquad)

nippled:

*slides up to you* *winks at you* *gets nervous* *stutters* hhEy baby *starts sweating* uhhmm if I could rearrange the alphabet…*wipes away sweat* I’d….I’D PUT U AND ME TOGETHER…. sHiT me isn’t even a letter.. *backs away trying to run away* *trips and falls*